Brook saddles came up once more in conversation.

I bought myself a Brook saddle,

Because Brook they are the best,

I was told this by a lad with Retro emblazon on vest,

He said if I oil it and beat it,

With a rolling pin,

It will feel soft as velvet,

Much like a babies skin,

So I oiled it and beat it,

With a rolling pin,

Sadly the saddled still feels more like tin,

And why I swamped it for the rolling pin.

Just a bit of fun, keep well.

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